whoppyjawed

This is either the Ohio or the New Jersey version of whopperjawed. I had only ever heard it my way until I started looking it up to find the derivation. I mention Ohio because that's where I am from, but my mother who taught it to me is from New Jersey, with relatives from various east coast places.

The image on the card was all whoppyjawed.

by Sarah W. Vodrey November 22, 2004

whompyjacked

Not right. Not straight; Out of alignment; not plumb; not square; off center; all fucked up.

Man he put that together all 'whompyjacked'. This house is all 'whompyjacked'. That bookcase is all 'whompyjacked'.

by El Jamal Jamal December 6, 2016