Whoredorable

How to describe a hot slut/prostitute to others, without making it seem like you want to screw her, incriminating yourself as dirty or desperate.

You - That bitch is whoredorable, look at that cleavage.

Random - what the hell is wrong with you? half the football team tapped that.

You - stfu, she is a still a whore. Don't you play football?

Random - *awkward silence*

by Senor El Soupo March 26, 2012

whoredrobe

the clothes that a whore wears out to do what they do best, pick up STDS

damn, she really busted out her whoredrobe tonight

by slims September 2, 2003

Knobert Whoredrey

Someone who invents an urban dictionary term in order to prove a point.

#1: "See! There's even a term for them! I'm not the only one who calls them Pitchforkers!"
#2:"I guess..."

#3:"Wait, how old is that Urban Dictionary term?"
#2:"20 minutes old"
#3:"Son of a bitch."
#2:"Yeah, what a Knobert Whoredrey."

by SlightlyUptight October 28, 2013

whoredog

Woman whose morals and/or standards are at or below absolute zero. Will do just about anything with anyone or anything.

"Damn, that's the third different guy to spend the night at her place this week. She's not just a whore, she's a whoredog!

by cyclopath February 27, 2010

whoredini

when you are talking to a girl at a bar. you leave for a second to go to the bathroom/get a beer/smoke a cigg etc. you hurry back and the girl is nowhere to be found

damn broad pulled a whoredini

by mikepike August 24, 2006

whoredack

1.)(to) whoredack: (v)the act of hoarding something that everyone needs or that belongs to everyone. storing a community item in a hidden place so others cannot find and/ or use it. (whoredack-er, whoredack-ing)
2.)whoredack :(n)a person who whoredacks.

Brian!!!Quit whoredacking the stapler!

by nickhole November 30, 2006

Whoredemption

When a notoriously promiscuous girl decides she is done sleeping around and decides to try to reconcile the evil she has done. This is usually done by adopting religion at a near-fanatic level. Sadly, the girls are stupid enough to think that "God" can fill the void left in them. They then claim to be "born-again virgins". Whoredemptions usually have a low success rate, for the subjects are prone to relapsing instantaneously at any moment. Also, they don't fool anyone, once a whore, always a whore.

A- "Man, you remember back when Brittany used to bring a different guy back to her room each night? Now she's all church-y, what is up with that?"
B- "Oh you didn't hear? She 'found God' and 'He cleansed her' now claims to be a saint that does no evil."
A- "Yeah? She went and got Whoredeemed?"
B- "A dictionary definition of the term. Total Whoredemption.
A- "Shit dude, you think he got rid of her herpes too?"

by Tyraeilthefirst March 2, 2011