Wellephant

An obese female or male that smells and appears to have been down in a dark damp well for some period of time.

p1: "man this club is bumpin!"

p2: "ya bro, just watch out for the wellephant at the bar"

p1: "you see that 5'6", 300 pnd wellephant in the thong!!"

him: "how was spring break bro?"

me: "it sucked, was just herds of wellephants everywhere, big ass booger bears"

by Jollypanic November 20, 2010

Whalephant

A whalephant is a cross between a blue whale and an African elephant. They are incredibly intelligent.

The only breeders of whalephants are every fourth member of the Jefferson family. The challenge now resides on the shoulders of George James Jefferson, who has moved the operation from southern Spain to the river Thames, after too many of them confused krill for small children.

Holy shit, look at that whalephant. That's a whopper. Better call George

by WasIatowel January 4, 2020

Chelephant

The hybrid beast that is created by cross breeding a chimp with an elephant.

Newscaster - "Now here we see the New Zealand native Chelephant which is a sad animal...for it has the ability to climb trees but tragically no tree can support it's weight"

by archyis January 14, 2010

whalelephantitis

A person who is often overwhelmed by the desire to have sexual relations with heavy-set men or women. Mistakenly known as a whale-watcher but this lust for whales is much more frowned upon, especially in public.

Captain Ahab's lust for Moby Dick is a fine example of whalelephantitis.

Late at night Paul secretly faps to pictures of whales because of his severe whalelephantitis.

by meemo6 December 16, 2009

whalephant

to be big as fuck fat and obease

she did it for the hell of it you big fat whalephant

by ucy cat August 27, 2008

Whalelephant

Half whale and half elephant

Britt really wants a pet whalelephant for Christmas.

by Forever me November 15, 2014