wenching

From the verb "to wench".

One of the most enjoyable pastimes of young men. The act of shamelessly flirting, charming and pursuing women (or "wenches" with the sole purpose of bedding them.

(wench: (1) an old word used for the young women that worked in taverns in the evenings and were often easily persuaded to work nights too.

(2)Young hussy/flirt.)

Drinking, Gambling and Wenching ...what more could a man wish to do.

by frenchwench December 8, 2009

Ass wrenching

The act of pulling ones insides out through ones anus

Dad gave me an ass wrenching after dinner last night

by Big budu dick slayer March 25, 2019

phelching

to suck jizz from bodily orifice

Jack and Jill went up the hill and phelched all day long

by Adam April 11, 2005

wrenchingstar

Derived from the meaning of wrenching, yet the penetrator is lateral to the receiver, extending his leg straight out over the catcher's back, creating a star formation.

"God dude, remember the wrenchingstar we used to do as kids?"
"Yeah that guy on Steam was salty af."

by Godninja97 April 19, 2016

Whelming

adjective

1. between underwhelming and overwhelming; just right; the perfect consistency.

2. average; in the middle.

3. mediocre

Goldilocks tasted little bear's porridge and it was whelming.

Want to come over? Two hours would be whelming.

by dressedinleather March 30, 2009

phelching

to jizz in an orifice, then phelch it back out with a straw, hench the 'phelch' noise.

after phelching it out, the jizz is passed from mouth to mouth whilst kissing.

jonny and jill had a major phelching session in the woods on a sunny day

by Adam April 11, 2005

nut wrenching cold

So cold that the testicles bid a hasty retreat into the body. The coldest of cold. Even colder than butt ass cold.

Bro I can barely walk outside. It's nut wrenching cold.

by DaveVsShark March 20, 2023