An alteration of the phrase, "what's happening?"
Its earliest usage dates back to 1992 when Ice Cube (best known for his lead acting role in "Are We Done Yet?") inquired eloquently about the occurrence of a game of craps.
Its earliest usage dates back to 1992 when Ice Cube (best known for his lead acting role in "Are We Done Yet?") inquired eloquently about the occurrence of a game of craps.
Tre: Whats the haps?
IC: I don't know, but today seems kinda odd
Tre: Do please elaborate while I listen to Footsteps In The Dark by The Isley Brothers
IC: I don't know, but today seems kinda odd
Tre: Do please elaborate while I listen to Footsteps In The Dark by The Isley Brothers
by Goodyear Blimp October 6, 2011

Dick>>Yo Jane -- what's the haps on the craps?
Jane>> Not a whole lotta - going to go to the mac-deez for some grub tonight.
Jane>> Not a whole lotta - going to go to the mac-deez for some grub tonight.
by graphxman July 14, 2006

A new, jazzier catchphrase to say when you encounter your friends. This phrase dates back to 36 BCE: Mark Antony yelled this to the Parthians after arriving with his calvary to Anatolia.
by my name jeff69 April 25, 2019

by goodkind November 5, 2009

An expression of neurodivergent, dyslexic confusion, "what the fuck is happening?"
Can refer to the state of affairs in any very specific situation or in a general sense of society as a whole.
Can refer to the state of affairs in any very specific situation or in a general sense of society as a whole.
Person A: "Have you heard they're building a concentration camp in the Everglades and they're calling it "Alligator Alcatraz"?"
Person B: "What the hap is fuckening?"
Person B: "What the hap is fuckening?"
by MizzBean August 24, 2025
