Walowitz

To be that 'Guy' Usual douche just looking to get laid.

You weren't invite cause your a walowitz

by Facebook-Contender XD November 3, 2012

Whamowed

the effects of, or indeed still having a heavy night or over exerting youself, perhaps with a lady friend.

waking up at 2 o'clock in the afternoon and still being drunk. "I am absolutely whamowed".

by Jonnyboy14 August 26, 2011

whallow

when your boyfriend breaks up with you, you go to the store and buy a lot of junk food and watch romance movies and just sit there a cry with your friend

my boyfriend broke up with me so i decided to whallow with my friends.

by djwjwjxucf May 15, 2018

Whalloween

Pronounced; Hal-o-ween

A holiday made up so women can dress like a whore, be treated like a whore, without being an actual whore.

Did you see Sherry, she dressed like a slutty nurse for Whalloween.

by Roid Ranger January 12, 2008

Whalewinkle

A: An Obese pedophile toymaker and his Elven Entourage (Who are most likly sex slaves) who spend 364 days a year preparing or one night by giving everyone toys except for the bad Christan's.

B: When a Fat person tries to be nice but ultimately ends up being a dick.

Elf 1: Wow, Santa is a real Whalewinkle
Elf 2: Yeah, I havnt seen my family in 10 years
Elf 1: And my ass, hasnt been tight in forever

by Ruby_Grand June 17, 2017

WALOW

WALOW is an acronym meaning "what a load of wank". The expression is similar to saying WALOS "what a load of shit" to express one's distrust or acknowledgment of something gone wrong.

Politician "And we (add political party name) will keep all of our promises and fulfil all of our claims."

Regular dude "what a load of wank, turn the tv off." If typing you can abbreviate it to 'WALOW'.

Or Expressing your displeasure of a bad day "what a load of wank that day was."

by Daveone19 May 5, 2021

Whaleweaves

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by dilfs lover October 2, 2022