Whackateer

Members of volunteer fire companies that can't differentiate themselves regarding whacker vs. true volunteers . Whackateering is the art of pretending you're important , in-charge or even liked as a matter of fact. Wackateers thrive off the pretense of a true, passionate volunteer. How to spot a whackateer one may ask? Simple-just look for someone dressed in turn out gear, ear to the portable pretending to know what's being communicated and appears to be under the impression that they're in charge or have a clue. Other words , appear dumbfounded and confused . Often they will have a fisher price walkie talkie and flashlights giving orders to 7 yr olds at the local playgrounds. Be weary of these nut jobs

whackateer poser grey squirrel fire Marshall bill why is he on the fire engine! "Oh, he's our new whackateer!"

by Somebody said what ? January 17, 2013

wackawackamunv2

a content creator with over 1million subscribers (split between three channels) He is an active twitch streamer that says questionable things (VERY FREQUENTLY) that makes new viewers think he is homosexual (he claims he is heterosexual)
overall a funny and cool dude.

(dude 1) Yo bro, did you see wacka's (wackawackamunv2) new video? (dude 2) fuck no that niggas weird. (dude 1) *beats the shit out of dude 2 because he lyin.*

by 4th.Star August 10, 2023

Whacker Radio

The radio frequency by which Fire, EMS and local police are dispatched and operate on. Most often run by the county to cover Fire, EMS and police dispatch on a county wide system. Named the Whacker Radio because a Whacker will listen to these broadcasts on his\her scanner or two way radio, often at a volume where everyone around them can hear every word.

(Inside a medical transport ambulance)
EMT1: What the hell is that noise?
EMT2: That's the county radio.
EMT1: The Whacker Radio? Why the hell do we need that on?
EMT2: Because I'm listening to it.
EMT1: (sigh) You're one of those damn Whackers aren't you?
EMT2: Damn right, I take that as a compliment!

by Jay Dog February 2, 2010

Fud Whacker

A guy who slaps a womans pussy during sex like he's slapping his last £10 on a football coupon in the bookies

Steven slapped Helenas pussy during sex - he was a fud whacker

by The Fairy Sesh Mother December 6, 2019

Monkey Whacker

The brief but agressive reciprocal hand job delivered but two older men before they leave the sauna, quickly finishing before any other guests arrive.

Grandpa wanted to get into the cabin with Grandma but quickly pulled a Monkey Whacker with Fred to keep all parties happy.

by BobbyScott June 25, 2016

Slick Whack

When something initially appears necessary or enticing to an individual, but ends up being whack, or a waste of time.

Person 1: "Yo did you go to class to today?"
Person 2: "Yeah but all we did was look at the syllabus, shit was slick whack."

by Jackery7796 August 30, 2018

whack the weasle

A synonym for masturbate

After watching porn for an hour or so, I went to whack the weasle

by Jew Bass Five December 27, 2006