Wesley

Wesley is a funny guy who doesn’t have to try to impress others. He has a select friend group with who he trusts most. Wesley is an attractive, smart, kind, thoughtful, and unique individual. If you get yourself a Wesley don’t let him slip away because with him your life is sure to get better. With him hard times will pass and laughter will forever be in abundance.

Wesley: Thanos wasn’t even a bad guy, I mean come on think about it.

Me: Man he wiped out millions of people because the world was too overpopu-.... yeah man you right.

Thanos🙈🙏🏻

by Kenzier0s3 May 5, 2019

Wesley

God amongst Gods, Spartan Warrior, Leader of the Brave, Beast, these are but merely a few things that describe the man that Zeus himself bowed down to! The man that wins wars single handedly without the world finding out! The man that killed the Hulk and slayed Thor.

Wish I was Wesley

by Legend_killermurder October 20, 2012

Wesleying

The student blog of Wesleyan University. Publishes announcements for events on campus, news articles and videos that would be of interest to students, and other notices. Also a place for student discussion of campus happenings. Run by Wesleyan students and funded by donations.

"You can't get your mail, there was a fire at Usdan!!"
"Really? Were you just over there?"
"No I saw it on Wesleying"

by flamangosteen December 28, 2008

Wesley

The chaddest of all chads

Dude, Wesley is the only person who has the balls to do that

by The Holy Elf April 26, 2019

Wesley

Has a way with people. He can easily make you fall for head over heels and keep you there. The kind of man you want to spend the rest of your life with.

I want to marry a Wesley.

by Kittlynn April 14, 2013

Wesley

Wesleys are guys who deserve better. They deserve women who love them, respect them and don’t f**k other men!

You deserve better Wesley! You deserve better king.

by Nashvillage November 23, 2021

Wesley

The goat himself. No one can can hand this man an L. Wesleys are even greater than the demigods known as Ziegbe. Wesleys are very smart, athletic, have lots of friends, and beat the mess out of people named H U M P H R E Y. Anyone would be blessed to be in the presence of a Wesley.

Guy 1: “Wow that guy is too live”
Guy 2: “ Duh, he’s Wesley”

by Fwmysoundcloud June 22, 2018