werls

A darkskin bum who eats soup ja mu. Hes haitian but acts nigerian. He is darkskin that acts lightskin. All girls hate him. In fact all hate him. He dated his dog. He is weird. That is why he has no friends .

A werls is here run away as fast as you can

by Guapoer April 9, 2019

self help welts

(n.) Calices on the hand, specifically created by nights of lonely male masturbation.

Two dudes shake hands

Dude 1 says, "Holy shit!"

Dude 2 sighs and says "Self help welts."

by K-Mezz LIGHTNING October 4, 2006

the dirty wertsie

The act of stick a pretzel up your ass and eating it.

Floyd did the dirty wertsie for only five dollars.

by bob jones March 19, 2005

weltschmertz

welt= welt; schmertz=pain

The pain of a welt. Probably caused by those 50 lashes you received for drinking water you didn't climb the mast for.

See also Rubsaltinmyweltshmertz.

Jack Tar: Jeez, those stripes on my back are killing me.

Cabin Boy: I feel your weltschmertz, bro.

by onelongdrinkofwater May 15, 2011

Werldschmeltz

Any reason for doing anything that you can't really justify.

I didn't do my homework because I'm suffering from werldschmeltz.

by Just Jones October 2, 2019

Weltsprach

An constructed language that draws its vocabulary from a diverse range of language families across the world.

Examples include Toki Pona, Logban, Unish and Lingwa de Planeta.

The Weltsprach has become the most popular approach for new proposals for a global auxiliary language for their appearance of more accurately representing the world.

by ApricotFields May 6, 2021