welcome in

The most nonsensical way to greet someone into your place of business

Wells Fargo Employee: "Welcome in!"
Customer: "smh..."

by lambgangsampson July 7, 2017

welcome to paradise

an awesome green day song about frontman billie joe armstrong's experiences living in a community for musicians (which was an old warehouse in the hood in oakland, ca); this song is true punk in nature

Pay attention to the crack streets and the broken homes,
Some call it slums,
Some call it nice,
I wanna take you through a wasteland I like to call my home
Welcome to paradise!

by GreenDayIsTheBest April 16, 2004

Welcome to the cum zone

Only cum inside anime girls, Quivering clit, double jointed pussy
Fresh balls, elegant ejaculation
First the kiss, then the cum.

Person one: " Welcome to the cum zone "

Person two: " Only cum inside anime girls "

by Blixy_Nick November 30, 2020

welcome to the jungle

A song by Guns N' Roses on their debut album, Appetite for Destruction. Essentially, it's about one's initial introduction to the seedy underworld of America.

It also serves as a nice pump-you-up song.

Welcome to the jungle, we got fun and games.
We got everything you want, honey we know the names,
We are the people that can find, whatever you may need.
If you got the money,honey, we got your disease in the jungle
Welcome to the Jungle...

by fiver November 30, 2004

welcome home shit

the feeling of having to take a huge shit after arriving home from a long trip

i took a glorious welcome home shit after that drive from florida.

by nunamaker April 3, 2015

Wisconsin Welcome Mat

The act of two females performing oral sex on a man, one on each side of the penis resulting in them kissing while sucking. Aka "Heaven"

Dude, last night, these two girls gave me the Wisconsin Welcome Mat.

No waaaaaay!!!

Yes way! It was like an oral hot dog.

by Bolt Speeeeedman November 23, 2010

Hanger welcome

When a hanger of men welcome a new Blue angel

Andre was given a hanger welcome and filled like a Twinkie

by Navy Stud May 2, 2018