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wowa weewa

A Kazakhstani exclamation of excitement, made popular by Borat Sagjiev.
Wowa Weewa! Verrrrrrrrry nice...
by arel May 28, 2007
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Weewah

Yo, that dude just did a triple back flip
“Yeah he is a definite Weewah
by Nope007 December 18, 2017
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Weedwax

n.
a young gay male, definatley white, who lives no where near compton and still has to ask his mom before he leaves the yard.
Jonny's friends asked him to come smoke pot, but he is such a weedwax that he stayed home and watched frasier with his moms.
by jonnyhildo February 21, 2005
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Weekday Sober Ass

1. Hooking up with someone sober on a weekday (rather than weekend).
2. Criteria that automatically qualifies someone as a girlfriend or boyfriend.
Tony: That girl from the gym came over to my place last night to watch a movie, and we hooked up.
Jack: On a Tuesday? I didn't know she was your girlfriend.
Tony: No way, dude! She's not my girlfriend.
Jack: You got weekday sober ass. That's a girlfriend.
by groybiv December 9, 2009
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weekday combo

The act of masturbating and promptly falling asleep for an inconveniently long amount of time. Usually, but not exclusively performed during the week after business hours. A typical weekday combo will ruin your schedule and leave you feeling gross and unemployed.
Person 1: Hey man how's your research project going? My group made a lot of progress last night!
Person 2: Dude I fucked up... totally hit it with the weekday combo and missed the meeting. I've been asleep for 4 hours.
by *RATM* Mad Boy May 31, 2016
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Optimized weekday after-work game plan

Recent studies show that after leaving your 9-5, the most optimal way to spend your evening is eating Chipotle and getting a blowjob. This is statistically shown to increase levels of serotonin, endorphins, dopamine, and oxytocin.
Person 1 - Hey man, are you executing the optimized weekday after-work game plan?
Person 2 - Of course brother. I'm picking up 2 orders of chipotle at 6. Girlfriend is coming over at 6:30!
by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020
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weekday widow

A wife that does not have interaction with her husband during the week due to pressing obligations at work and irresponsible bullshit on the personal side
Wife: I never see you anymore during the week because you are never home or paseed out in the bedroom

Husband: My boss is breaking my balls at work and that Damned Bowling league! We'll catch up this weekend. For now you are going to have to be a weekday widow
by Rocky Feather Toes January 11, 2017
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