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waterboarding sex

A sexual position best done in the shower utalizing a standing " doggystle" position facing the shower head with a towel pulled over the woman's face while the shower runs on the towel simulating drowning. Not only does this appeal to those who enjoy erotic esphyxiation, it can also be used to interrogate your partner during intercourse.
Rodbey was having waterboarding sex with Sage and decided to ask her who she's been texting while he turned up the water and tightned the towel.
by Kill yourself twice August 3, 2017
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Waterboy

One who fails or becomes a failure on all accounts.
Waterboy, YOU SUCK!!!
by steve bobby September 27, 2005
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waterboarding

One of the many forms of terrorism (in the form of torture) used by the US military in the "service" of putting an end to terrorism. Waterboarding (called "water torture" in the 16th century and used to test the witchiness of witches) involves holding a person down, covering their face with fabric, then pouring water on the fabric. The wet fabric makes it impossible to breath and the person feel as if they are about to drown, thus freaking them out to the extent that they will do just about anything to avoid more torture.
The CIA and US military use waterboarding to promote democracy worldwide.
by spenceronehalf December 28, 2005
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waterbed people

people who own or enjoy any or all of the following items; a waterbed, a pet reptile or spider, glow in the dark posters, a blacklight, crystal figurines of mystical figures like unicorns wizards etc., eagle tee shirts, dragon shirts, jnco jeans, anything with a wolf on it, teen pregnancy, zimas, and last but not least eyebrow piercings.
ashley: look at that guy at that table with that weird mystical dragon shirt, jncos, and nails in his face.
lindsay: yeah he is waterbed as fuck.
ashley: we should have never come to long john silvers in apache junction too many waterbed people.
by lindaisay November 5, 2008
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Waterboy

Waterboys are men or boys who willingly run errands for girls that they are interested in, however the girls are not interested in them. They do things such as taking her trash and disposing it. Buying and bringing her food. Getting her water. Whether she asks you or not.

One key difference between a guy 'just being nice' and a guy who is a 'waterboy' is that the waterboy does this specifically for one or more girls, and does not do these same actions for his male colleagues.

Girls usually pick up on this and will use waterboys to run mundane errands.
"Wow, that guy who's been flirting me keeps cleaning up my space and buying me food. I guess I have a waterboy now."

"Dude, you should stop doing things for her, your just being her waterboy. She's using you, bro."
by Mosry September 20, 2017
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Waterboy

Someone who is fashionable, charismatic and confident, with just too much drip.
Tobi Lou is the waterboy
by Jim beklyn August 17, 2019
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self-waterboard

Occurs at the end of a night of heavy drinking after you've emptied your stomach in the toilet and rested your head on the toilet seat. It happens as you doze off and accidentally fall forward, touching your head to the toilet water and startling yourself awake. Often combined with confessions of drinking too much and outrageous promises of never drinking again.
Man, I fell asleep on the toilet and self-waterboarded sometime in the middle of the night. My nose was blue from the toilet cleaner when I got up.
by Andrew5544 March 31, 2008
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