Wassie, wasserpest
A memetic edible creature on CT (aka CryptoTwitter), originally cartoon pseudonymous user Maru, but it was forced and popularized by sock-puppet master Stardust with his enormous army of alt accounts and therefore now has a much broader reach and meaning in the community. Wassies can be collected/harvested("collec"), kept in the fridge, be eaten raw or cooked into soup or ragu, however, it is also popular to keep a wassie as a house pet nowadays.
How the creator himself describes it:
"A smol purple radioactive edible that has 40 days lifespan (keeps longer in a fridge)
just 1 of these can overrun your place in under 3 days (by then it won't be alone)
they collectively own 5 sats and their individual value is 2.5 sat each
there are many recipes all over the net"
A memetic edible creature on CT (aka CryptoTwitter), originally cartoon pseudonymous user Maru, but it was forced and popularized by sock-puppet master Stardust with his enormous army of alt accounts and therefore now has a much broader reach and meaning in the community. Wassies can be collected/harvested("collec"), kept in the fridge, be eaten raw or cooked into soup or ragu, however, it is also popular to keep a wassie as a house pet nowadays.
How the creator himself describes it:
"A smol purple radioactive edible that has 40 days lifespan (keeps longer in a fridge)
just 1 of these can overrun your place in under 3 days (by then it won't be alone)
they collectively own 5 sats and their individual value is 2.5 sat each
there are many recipes all over the net"
WTF is wassie??
Wassie never gonna make it
Hey mate u hungry? Grab some wassies in the fridge. I've cooked a wassie soup yesterday too.
Fucken hamcat eats all the wassies in the fridge.
Wassie never gonna make it
Hey mate u hungry? Grab some wassies in the fridge. I've cooked a wassie soup yesterday too.
Fucken hamcat eats all the wassies in the fridge.
by SaltyNarwhal June 19, 2019
by Jaquveantay May 11, 2021
To be so drunk that you talk, act, and think in a completely unrecognizable manner. To also be so drunk you think everyone is in love with you. From the Latin Christopher Wasserman, of Le Club Fantastique, Albany, NY.
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