Wassermann Paradox

The act of simultaneously ejaculating and soiling oneself during intercourse. The "paradox" to which the name refers is the question as to whether one should cease the act of coitus in order to go to the bathroom and defecate, or to continue and risk the consequences.

"I'm going to need a mop and bucket, I may have suffered from the Wassermann Paradox."

by MasterOnion December 13, 2009

wasserday

Any day you blow off work just to completely fuck off all day long; usually taken mid-week and for no other reason than you just hate working.

Dude, I totally took a wasserday yesterday. I hit the alarm, rubbed one out, ordered an eight ball and then called in sick on my way to AC.

by Granuppie April 27, 2009

Wasserbag

An inverted scrotum; a pile of sagging ball meat above the shaft of a cock. A penis eyelid.

That poor bastard must never get laid, his wasserbag looks like a gigantic clitoral hood. I'm surprised his cock doesn't suffocate under there!

wassergock wassergunt

by Granuppie April 21, 2009

Wasserstein

A word which can be used in place of any other word, it can have any meaning

John took his wasserstein for a walk.

Mary: Excuse me, how many wassersteins will that take?
Shop Keeper: 13, thank you

Tom: Hey mum can we have wasserstein for dinner?
Mum: Sure

by upsidedownbin May 29, 2010

Issac Jew Boy Wasserman

Quite possibly the only jew at St. Albans. Originally from the ghetto (aka Murch Elementary). Bad ass activities include the D.C. Youth Orchestra, snow boarding, and creating cool websites with his minions: Shep, Gunner, and Hans, otherwise known as the WASP-eters. Formally known as Mr. Elley Blanchet.

In a world of popped collars and checkered shorts, Isaac Jew Boy Wasserman is a refreshing antidote. Has a twin.

by the coolest person EVER February 28, 2005

wasserman

to completly ruin something, or to take a funny joke too far so it isnt funny anymore.

guy1: (funny joke)

guy2: (says something so dumb, nobody wants to be affiliated with the joke)

everyone: (sighs in unison, then scream in unison) "WASSERMAN!!"

by wasserhater October 28, 2009

Washerator

a word used by goons that refers to dishwasher

imma put these plates in the washerator!

by goon_ June 15, 2009