wakey wakey

A cute/nice way of saying "wake the f*** up"!!!

The boyfriend decided that her sleeping girlfriend had more than welcomed her stay and says "wakey wakey, listen... you have to go now". :)

by Lkaerkob8 October 22, 2008

wakey bakey

to smoke dank ass weed in the morning so you start your day off high and go thru the day high

"wakey bakey in the morning so that that the day,
Always plays out the right way"

by slightlystoopid December 4, 2005

A Warney

A sexually suggestive text message, usually used when flirting with the opposite sex. Named after the dirty texting king Shane Warne.

*beep beep, beep beep*
Dave: That a Warney?
Scott: Yeah, it’s Danielle asking what I’m up to later.
Dave: Thank ya mumma!

John: Mate, you have to get off the phone! You on the Warney’s or something?!
Angus: Yeah mate. Trying to tee up Rodney’s wife

by Cen Bousins February 26, 2009

Wakey Wakey Hands off Snakey

Stop wanking and get up!

My brother busted into my room yelling "Wakey Wakey hands off Snakey" to awaken me while I tried spanking the monkey a little before work.

by Kooh July 7, 2011

Shakey Wakey

A Jewel in the crown of yorkshire, The city of Wakefield adds a whole new meaning to the phrase: "a typical night out", anything could happen. You could get attacked, have your first homosexual experience or even get together with your own sister/brother. Welcome to Wakefield, the nightlife is... interesting.

typical Saturday workplace conversation...

Person 1: "I'm off out round shakey wakey tonight"
Person 2: "what, through choice?"

by Grubba December 15, 2008

wakey head

The opposite of a sleepy head. A person that loves mornings and tends to be alert in the morning hours. A wakey head may drink large amounts of coffee in the mornings, or they may wake up to exercise prior to going to work. They almost always annoy their coworkers and tend to be over achievers. Wakey heads have type A personalities and tend to be quite goal oriented. A large percentage of wakey heads are likely female.

Why are you working so hard at 7 am. You are such a wakey head!

If you don't stop with that redbull in the mornings you will be an official wakey head.

by Jpizzel September 11, 2013

Wakey

To be fully alert and not sleeping

"Wakey Shawn"

"ohhhhhhhhh wakey"

by Antman92 January 27, 2014