wankerbatting

When you spank your monkey with such force and grip it makes it burn when you pee.

"So, what's up with you?"
"It burns when I pee."
"Stop wankerbatting then!"

by TheJacker March 29, 2015

wackurate

being 100% accurate on the instance being wack.

I was wackurate about the extra curricular activities of that slore at work. She got with everyone.

by eddievedderismulordandsavior December 20, 2009

wakerbate

an alternative to masturbate
meaning to engage in self-pleasuring activities in order to reach climax

I'm going home to wackerbate

He went to the bathroom to wackerbate

by Chris February 14, 2005

wackerbated

jakcing off and finishing by wacking the penis with your right hand sending cum every were

i once was masturbating and slapped my dick and wackerbated

by fraughgull January 11, 2011

wanderbate

Desiring a life of traveling to new places to masturbate.

Alice dreams of a life where she can pleasure herself in the setting of her choice. She is consumed by wanderbate.

by wanderbater December 20, 2013

Wankebrate

In celebration of an event/accomplishment you go have a wank.

Friend 1: Congratulations on getting that promotion man, did you go out to celebrate?
Friend 2: Nope, but I went and had me a wankebrate.

by VizShocker November 15, 2016

wankulate

The act of of low key mastrabating in the same room as your mother

It is a verb.
"I wankulated last night!''
"you wanna wankulate with me?"

by Dogenut May 2, 2018