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wankerbatting

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When you spank your monkey with such force and grip it makes it burn when you pee.
"So, what's up with you?"
"It burns when I pee."
"Stop wankerbatting then!"
by TheJacker March 29, 2015
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wackurate

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being 100% accurate on the instance being wack.
I was wackurate about the extra curricular activities of that slore at work. She got with everyone.
by eddievedderismulordandsavior December 20, 2009
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wakerbate

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an alternative to masturbate
meaning to engage in self-pleasuring activities in order to reach climax
I'm going home to wackerbate

He went to the bathroom to wackerbate
by Chris February 14, 2005
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wackerbated

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jakcing off and finishing by wacking the penis with your right hand sending cum every were
i once was masturbating and slapped my dick and wackerbated
by fraughgull January 11, 2011
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wanderbate

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Desiring a life of traveling to new places to masturbate.
Alice dreams of a life where she can pleasure herself in the setting of her choice. She is consumed by wanderbate.
by wanderbater December 20, 2013
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Wankebrate

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In celebration of an event/accomplishment you go have a wank.
Friend 1: Congratulations on getting that promotion man, did you go out to celebrate?
Friend 2: Nope, but I went and had me a wankebrate.
by VizShocker November 15, 2016
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wankulate

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The act of of low key mastrabating in the same room as your mother
It is a verb.
"I wankulated last night!''
"you wanna wankulate with me?"
by Dogenut May 2, 2018
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