wonkulated

wonkulated as having been on a wonkulator-the morning after feeling when you dont know whether you are coming or going or are feeling all inside out

what a night !-i feel like i have been wonkulated

by katski June 27, 2007

wangulation

Death by asphyxiation whilst taking matters into your own hand.

Did you hear that illbert was found dead in the same manner as Michael Hutchence?

What?!

Yeah, you know he liked a strangle wank, right?

Omg! We were warned about wangulation in our self help group!

by DerpDiggler June 1, 2018

Wankateer

Usually reserved for marketing professionals that come up with ridiculous claims loosely based on science, or more specifically make the science fit the claim by any means possible.

Loot at the marketing wank on this, the wankateers have been busy with this one.

by RCB78 June 9, 2020

Wangulate

To gain venous access to an erect penis or 'wang' for no clinical reason whatsoever

Nurse: "Quick, we need to cannulate this patient"

Paramedic: "Nah, he's a twat, wangulate him instead"

by wangski November 18, 2009

walkulator

The moving walkway that transports passengers to and from their gates at airports around the world.

Was to tired to run to the gate. Took the Walkulator and enjoyed the view.

by DJ MadRich November 15, 2015

walkelater

Flat escalator on the floor that people use to walk later, found mostly is airports and some malls.

It's easier to use the walkelater than walking a long distance to my gate at the airport.

by Q8busnade October 14, 2017

Wagulate

The action of un ridged machine tools.

Machinists know it when they see it.

1.God this drill bit really wagulates in this Chinese drill press.

2. Your tire with loose lug nuts would wagulate.

by PVMACHINESHOP July 1, 2019