Wankita

When you don't have time for the full on internet porn, box of tissues masturbation session. Wankitas often occur in last few minutes of a morning shower or on the toilet with just seconds to finish off before getting busted.

Jenny called and said she was a couple blocks away so I only had time for a wankita in the dunny.

by largearthur February 20, 2009

Wantitude

Wantitude is the ratio of desire for someone or somethin

i have a stronger level of wantitude for that brownie, but i have low wantitude for that cupcake

by ilovewantitude January 26, 2011

Wanktitus

Wanktitus or wank fever is is a common illness in which someone spends one or more days recovering in bed with cartoons, cups of tea, spare batteries, tissues and pornographic material at the ready. Symptoms may include a clear or white puss and fatigue. Wanktitus is most common in 16- 25 year olds and is often caused by alcohol and or drug abuse, sleep deprivation, Call of Duty and lack of vagina.

''Dammnnn, I think I caught wanktitus off that fridged girl''

by xcronenx July 26, 2012

Wankittude

1) The level used to measure the wanker-ness of someone or their behaviour

2) The extent to which someone is attractive

1) Wearing a tight muscle shirt and a backwards hat displays a high level of wankittude.

2) The chick in accounts ranks high on the wankittude meter

by justaguy89 January 20, 2011

wankitis

A disease of the shoulder(pain)from taking several breaks and enjoying the natural free high of the wank.

Can't play softball tonite, cause I have wankitis.

by Dolphan Denny August 25, 2008

wankity

Something to describe the art of wanking.

Jack had a wank wank wankity wank.

by AILF January 5, 2008

wankting

Waiting to wank

I’m wankting because the dog won’t stop staring at me

by Rackers March 3, 2018