When you don't have time for the full on internet porn, box of tissues masturbation session. Wankitas often occur in last few minutes of a morning shower or on the toilet with just seconds to finish off before getting busted.
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1) Wearing a tight muscle shirt and a backwards hat displays a high level of wankittude.
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