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wank sock

a wank sock is used when an individual, for whatever reason decided to place an sock over his penis whilst mastubating.
it is belived to be quite common in america where women are so fridgid all a guy can do is wank in his socks. this can lead to 'cobweb cock'.
mrs tizzard: hey tizzard, whats this in your sock? ahhhh its your wank sock, sob sob
by evil bob August 30, 2006
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Wank Sock

An old sock, kept under the pillow or bed for the sole purpose of catching any seed spilled when taking a Riflemans Sleeping Tablet
Do you need any tissues for tonight son?....no thanks mum I've got my wank sock under my bed.....thanks anyway....wank durch
by Rifleman59 May 5, 2010
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wankjockey

a person (usually male) who acts like he knows everything but in fact is a complete moron who wouldnt know his elbow from his rectal cavity.
Dave is such a wankjockey!
by sirBleh November 27, 2006
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wangsocket

"Hey man, She has a Tight Wangsocket".
by LB* December 9, 2008
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Wank Sock

Also known as "The Love Sock". The old sock that you use to ejaculate into when masturbating and thrown under the bed.
"Shit, i've been busted. My mum found my wank sock under the bed last night!"
by Arse face August 13, 2017
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wanksack

Most commonly refers to a bed, but sometimes to a sleeping bag. A private place for a good spank of the monkey.
Get out yer feckin wanksack! It's almost midday!
by Pete May 30, 2006
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Wanksack

Man, my wanksack's bursting - i need a shag!!!!
by boho chick March 16, 2005
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