wankbot

* A person for whom wanking has become a routine, automatic activity.
* A person whose idiodic behavior has become second nature.

is he in the can again? that dude is a total wankbot.

by ninehalo May 26, 2004

wank pot

a pot that is wanked in by a male or female for the pleasure of seeing their own cum

Mom get your fanny out-a that wank pot itz fucking rank, hey dude stop using dat wank pot itz stinkin out da house

by essex boyz January 29, 2005

wankpotamus

Mover's slang (Texas)
Mix between a wanker and a hippopotamus.
Usually referring to a young dumb person

That guy is a wankpotamus

by Nesbian16 May 12, 2014

wanknot

After one masturbates when ones private regions become entangled with knots.

I was playing with my jockey stick last night and got a well bad case of wanknot

by dc_re December 29, 2006

wankpole

see fuckstick

God, what a wankpole!

by P4lladium November 11, 2003

wankpose

A stance or perspective on an issue adopted allegedly for deep meaningful reasons but with only shallow comprehension, inconsistent or contradictory execution and a strong desire to be liked on social media.

Brooklyn has been a social justice warrior for like ever and cares deeply about the working class and marginalized people everywhere.

Really? I think it's a wankpose. They're a fraud!

You could say that about the entire SJW movement!

I do.

by Jean-Paul de Beauvoir February 17, 2021