wardophile

The act of loving/have loved/will love, one old obese Caucasian gentlemen who goes by the alias, Ward. In the summer of 2005 it was suggested that he had adopted paedophile tendencies and was attempting to lure a particular individual into his grasp. She was reluctant at first but finally caved into his seductive demands. They now live happily with their 7 children in Vancouver.

"My God, she is such a wardophile, she hasn't stopped drooling ever since he got here"

by iqblok November 22, 2006

wankopheliac

a fan of Alkaline Trio

"wankopheliac-rock-n-roll-core dudes"

by Madonna May 22, 2004

waedophile

someone in a chat room who bullies women. They copy fonts and screen names in order to harass females in chat rooms. They spend entire days online without typing anything until females join the chat room, and then begin a campaign of harassment and bullying.

has that waedophile been bullying you again?

Ignore User, they're a waedophile!

by QuackersRedux April 2, 2009

wartophile

a person who is literally OBSSESED with warts- like in a really gross way.

“stop being such a wartophile.”

by prude101 August 24, 2022