guitar wankage

Excessive shredding, self-absorbed guitar soloing, or devotion to nerdy, technical aspects about guitars; also owning or fantasizing about extremely expensive equipment designed to make one feel better about oneself as a guitar player.

I went into guitar center the other day, but the guitar wankage was so over the top I had to clean my ears out with a q-tip.

by Zach Amsden December 9, 2008

wankage

to wank hard very hard very very hard like a leetmaster wanker , to wank in the metaphorical sense is bad it means you suck

supreme wankage was had last night

by NICK WHO DOES NOT LIKE MARTIN October 21, 2003

guitar wankage

Excessive shredding, self-absorbed guitar soloing, or devotion to nerdy, technical aspects about guitars; also owning or fantasizing about extremely expensive equipment designed to make one feel better about oneself as a guitar player.

I went into guitar center the other day, but the guitar wankage was so over the top I had to clean my ears out with a q-tip.

by Zach Amsden December 9, 2008

Winklage

An act involving 2 potatoes, 2 running faucets, and a full house.

We’re having a winklage at Jim’s house tomorrow, want to come?

by Swiftsaber203 January 22, 2019