wankerchief 

Another name for the common tissue, implying that they're only used for wiping up semen.

Friend: Hey man, do you have a wankerchief?
You: No, I used them all last night.

wankerchief by lewanker July 27, 2011

Decatur Wankerchief 

The sexual act of blowing your nose inside of a vagina and then preceding to have sex. Can involve a bloody nose.

Nolan had a runny nose so he gave Brandy a Decatur Wankerchief

Decatur Wankerchief by The Famous Mikee February 8, 2009

Wankershief 

A small piece of fabric used to wipe the semen off of your phallus.

For example:
'Oh damn... i left my wankershief in mom's bedroom! Gonna have to use this old sock again!'

Wankershief by Faptato July 26, 2014

wankachief 

a piece of tissue used to clean up mess after you have burped the worm

wheres that wankachief gone i need to clean up this baby gravy

wankachief by brett holt February 19, 2009

Mankerchief 

The male version of the pashmina, hijab, or loop scarf worn by metrosexual men who have no shits to give today.

pashmina mankerchief metrosexual

Mankerchief by Clancy100 March 4, 2015

vankerchief 

A special handkerchief used by strippers in order to properly disinfect the pole after use - the use of the vankerchief is very important in making sure that vaginal juice is not transferred from one stripper to the next.

Vankerchief can also be used as a derogatory term.

Denise, quit being such a vankerchief and come to happy hour!

vankerchief by Certitified November 30, 2011

sudanese hankerchief 

Practice of masterbating with soiled toilet paper

I can only orgasm when I give myself a Sudanese Hankerchief

sudanese hankerchief by melody tynsdale January 30, 2015