wankmagic

extremely good masturbatory source material

it can also refer to a stupendously good wank,
or one performed under the influence of hallucinogenic substances such that the wanker envisions beams of light projecting from his 'wand'

Anton Chigurh is wankmagic

magic wank

by sam "lukewarm" water November 17, 2013

wankrag

A rag for which the clean-up procedure after a hefty ejaculation period. Sometimes such a rag can be used during said action so as to catch spermatozoa before offending matter causes bother.

'Lucky I had the old wankrag handy otherwise mum would have seen the clues for sure!'

by Spursboy November 8, 2004

wankbag

Commonly used as a derogatory term for a chav

Ah, look at that utter wankbag over there!

by Captain Sensible May 23, 2005

wankage

1: adj: to wank very hard.
1(i): Generally used metaphorically and not in the sense of masturbation in the meaning - poor quality, not very good. 'This is complete wankage' (see also 'suckage')

2: v: To 'own', 'pr0n', or defeat. 'You have been wankaged!'

'How much more wankage can one man take?'

by Lethalbutterfly May 2, 2006

Wankage

When a girl is hot enough to wank over. She is wankage.

I know, she is total wankage. It's insane.

by PhilllyCat August 23, 2010

wankbag

a cocksmoker

george bush is a wankbag

by yi mudder July 2, 2003

wankage

leftover dried up semen from masturbation

Timmy's room was covered in wankage

by Big Frank the Tank March 8, 2016