Wankmongerer

Usu. a huge twat who also has a problem with chronic masturbation

your mate: "Hey did you see the new Kanye vid, dude?"
you: "No, he's a wankmongerer!"

by anonymousmouse23 September 16, 2009

wallbanger

Raucous sexual intercourse resulting in a bed headboard hitting the wall loudly and repetitively. Often a nuisance to people in adjacent room(s). Frequent occurrence in hotels and motels.

I slept deeply at the hotel until awakened by a booze-fueled wallbanger in room 215. sex fuckfest

by don biggles October 2, 2013

Wankmongering Twatfish

Used to insult a person with whom you have a severe dislike.

Rob lyons: hey
Me: you sir, are a wankmongering twatfish
Rob: hhuuuuurrrrrgggghhhh

by The muchos Legendarios Carlo October 3, 2003

HARVEY WALLBANGER

1 fl oz vodka
4 fl oz orange juice
1/2 fl oz Galliano

Pour vodka and orange juice over ice cubes in a glass.
Stir and float Galliano on top.

The proper way to make this tasty beverage.

I woke up this morning with a thirst for HARVEY WALLBANGER.

by gofishgo June 4, 2007

Wankmonger

A person with a particular fondness for masterbation.

Eugene is a Wankmonger who doesn't have an original thought in his head!

by Norm Fasey November 3, 2006

WankBanked

For when an event is so brilliant that you shall save it for the 'Wank Bank'

Guy sees a girl accidentally pull her top up

Guy: Wankbanked!

by Jambomambo January 4, 2011

wallbanger

Short for Harvey Wallbanger, a cocktail made from orange juice and vodka, not Red Bull.

Downed a few wallbangers before heading to the church, and suddenly I had no qualms about getting married anymore!

by Karolina September 20, 2005