Wangtap

An activity in which many High-School aged males participate, where the purpose of the "game" is to give a firm, backhanded slam on another males genitals in order to cause him discomfort. Also referred to as balltapping.

I gave Ricky a powerful and accurate wangtap and he cried like a 6 year old girl.

by TellyfromKids July 5, 2005

wangtabulus

Better than sex. (Used to describe anything amazing.)

Sterling: That's wangtabulus!!

by guitarz_rox September 5, 2008

WangHam

(verb) to grabasstically throw together a pile of unrelated items in the vain hope that they will self-assemble into a working unit.

"Damn, he just WangHammed that Frankenbot together by banging his head on the config screen until something printed out..."

by Te-Bud June 18, 2008

wanghat

someone who is an idiot. see asshat

oh my god, what wanghat.

by wraith October 25, 2004

wangtree

A tree whose wood is very hard to chop. A wangtree is left standing and the axeman finds a tree that's less work. Hard wood, hickory or osage orange or sometimes a snag (a dead tree) that's dried hard and tough without rotting. The wood can used as a maul or a tool handle, but for most use, especially firewood, it is too hard to chop and not work the effort. The name may come from the sound and the scare when the axe wangs off the wood or it may come from the use of such wood as a maul, to wang on a gate post or remove a wheel.

I falled a pine and had him fall a wangtree, it about killed him.

by Backwoods April 30, 2007

WangHam

(verb) to grabasstically throw together a pile of unrelated items in the vain hope that they will self-assemble into a working unit.

"Damn, he just WangHammed that Frankenbot together by banging his head on the config screen until something printed out..."

by Te-Bud June 18, 2008

Wankthritis

Wankthritis is caused by psychologically and emotionally AWESOME but physically overly aggressive wanking. All truthful men experience at various times of their ejaculatory lives levels of real wankthritis pain in the wrist, fingers, palm, forearm, or other region. Sometimes wankthritis causes a top head ache or real pain in the bottom head; wankthritis in the very object of our abuse/affection -- and his low-hanger pals.

"After six hours of watching his 'Houston 500' DVD, Big Bill's wankthritic wrists were killing him. He went to a frequently similarly suffering pharmacist pal for a secret solution to his wankthritis. He was sold KY warming liquid. Go figure. Cool! No, WARM is best for wankthritis."

by WordWiseMan October 17, 2008