Wampus

The pedophile leader of the meth head tweakers who live at locust lake. The Wampi steal cars and chop them up, repaint them, and sell for meth money in their chop shop. The wampus is a big bald guy who wears a bear coat and lives in a metal shack.

"Who's that bald, pedophile in the bear coat?"
"Oh, that be da Wampus."

by IDon'tTouchChildren ;) September 04, 2018

Wampus

When your anus is like a vacuum and you get popcorn stuck in your shitter.

Last night I was wampus

by wampus420 April 04, 2018

Wampus

A simpleton. not smart

Guy: I totaly pwnd that chick
Guy2: Dude, you better watch out, she's no wampus! Brains, loyal and a bod
Guy: Please sucka she won't know what hit it.
Guy2: Ok, guys. Don't say I didn't warn you. She's got that pc hidden for leverage w/ codes cracked.

by ittybittyspidergotyour# October 26, 2009

Cocky-Wampus

Something that is messed up or disorganized.

The bed sheets are cocky-wampus

by MeepAttack August 13, 2012

caddy wampus

not straight, not square, not level, i.e. "crooked"

Those wingnuts that framed the house were stupid and now the walls and floor are all caddy wampus

by littlekicker November 02, 2009

Wampus cat

A black cat with a bright red asshole.

Wampus cat lives in the parking lot. He doesn’t get hit by cars cause he lifts up his tail and everyone can see his giant red asshole.

by Kevinasneezaday November 12, 2019

wampus cod

A person who does something totally stupid. One lacking the common sense God gave a monkey.

You just spilled your drink on me you wampus cod!

by 166enco4life November 11, 2009