Wangulate

To gain venous access to an erect penis or 'wang' for no clinical reason whatsoever

Nurse: "Quick, we need to cannulate this patient"

Paramedic: "Nah, he's a twat, wangulate him instead"

by wangski November 18, 2009

Wambulance

A fictional vehicle, often used to tell someone to shut the fuck up because they are whining too much.

Person 1: My dad just found out he had cancer, and my cat just got hit by a car.

Person 2: Awwwwww. Someone call nine waaa waaa, and get a wambulance over here.

by TheNoobAvenger November 8, 2007

Rambulate

(adjective) To gyrate at random.

He proceeded to rambulate on the ground like a fish.

by Briandefineditfirst April 1, 2019

Wagulate

The action of un ridged machine tools.

Machinists know it when they see it.

1.God this drill bit really wagulates in this Chinese drill press.

2. Your tire with loose lug nuts would wagulate.

by PVMACHINESHOP July 1, 2019

ambulate

To get faded or start blazing. To smoke marijuana;;

*also means to walk or do some sort of movement.*

1)Doode;; man I ambulated before & after school.

2)I'm about to go ambulate right now w/ some beezies.

3)Ambulation time nigguuuh.!!

4)ayee lets go ambulate.

5) im about to ambulate a blunt to my mouth
(:

by cilla is legit June 10, 2009

do you need a wambulance?

what you say to someone who always cryin and complainin

Situation 1:

Jenna: Oh my god! My feet hurt! I wanna sit! Im tired! I wanna sleep!

Jason: Oh my god! You’ve been at this for an hour! Shut up! Do you need a wambulance?

Situation 2:

Lily: Brian just broke up with me! I’m so sad! :(

Danielle: Tf u sad about? You need a wambulance hoe?

by MOIST_SOCKS1104 August 5, 2018

wambulance

n. what you call for when you've got a whiner on your hands.

<Guy 1> "Dude, I just caught my finger in the door."
<Guy 2> "Awww, waaaaahh! Call the wambulance, pussy!"

by Barcoder June 20, 2008