Whiner: Ow! Damn it to Hell, this paper cut hurts!
Other guy: Boo Hoo, let me dial WHINE-1-1 and call you a wambulance.
Other guy: Boo Hoo, let me dial WHINE-1-1 and call you a wambulance.
by Slayn December 31, 2008
by droopie December 31, 2009
An ambulence that tends specifically to people who are angsty, goths, or who just generally cry and complain alot.
Person 1: Man, life is so difficult. Blah blah blah.
Person 2: SOMEBODY CALL THE WAMBULENCE! <makes siren noise> WaaaaAAAAAAAaaaaah!
Person 2: SOMEBODY CALL THE WAMBULENCE! <makes siren noise> WaaaaAAAAAAAaaaaah!
by Wambulence EMT #256 March 30, 2005
A fictional vehicle, often used to tell someone to shut the fuck up because they are whining too much.
Person 1: My dad just found out he had cancer, and my cat just got hit by a car.
Person 2: Awwwwww. Someone call nine waaa waaa, and get a wambulance over here.
Person 2: Awwwwww. Someone call nine waaa waaa, and get a wambulance over here.
by TheNoobAvenger October 23, 2007
by stoner911 October 13, 2009
by Chaseospades April 20, 2009
Situation 1:
Jenna: Oh my god! My feet hurt! I wanna sit! Im tired! I wanna sleep!
Jason: Oh my god! You’ve been at this for an hour! Shut up! Do you need a wambulance?
Situation 2:
Lily: Brian just broke up with me! I’m so sad! :(
Danielle: Tf u sad about? You need a wambulance hoe?
Jenna: Oh my god! My feet hurt! I wanna sit! Im tired! I wanna sleep!
Jason: Oh my god! You’ve been at this for an hour! Shut up! Do you need a wambulance?
Situation 2:
Lily: Brian just broke up with me! I’m so sad! :(
Danielle: Tf u sad about? You need a wambulance hoe?
by MOIST_SOCKS1104 August 6, 2018