Penis Walloper 

Penis Walloper is another expression for wanking, jerking.

'Bet Johns been Penis Walloping' or 'look at that fucking penis walloper over there'

Penis Walloper by spOOnbasher June 16, 2018

WalMorphing 

The act of wearing a Morphsuit (full body spandex suit) at a Walmart store, entertaining and confusing shoppers and employees.

Not to be confused with wearing a Morphsuit at Target. which, although appears to be a better store, is not supportive of Morphers

Hey! I'm bored, lets go WalMprphing!

I wish I ws cool enought to [WalMorphing}!

WalMorphing by The Red Blob August 17, 2010

wallopson

That one friend everyone has who no one really likes because they push you into walls also can mean a friend who you two fuck around alot

jim and i were walking and he pushed me in a wall and i shouted you fucking wallopson

wallopson by wolly October 23, 2013

walloper 

Derived from the word wallop, which is onomatopoeia (a sound word) for an impact of some sort, it is a Scottish slang term for a penis, usually a large penis.

It is also used to refer to unpleasant people, much like dick, cock, prick and knob would be used in conversation.

"Jesus Christ, did ye see the size of that walloper he had on him?"

or

"He's a bleedin' walloper, and that's all there is to it!'

walloper by Kraigy January 19, 2007

meaty wallop 

A cross between a dickslap and a teabag, the victim is 'walloped' across the face with both cock and balls.

Liam was falling asleep so Miles gave him a meaty wallop.

meaty wallop by Jabba the Putt January 6, 2008

french wallop 

The act of ejaculating on a baguette, inserting it into your partner's rectum using a roofing hammer, then shouting "Voilá" *chefs kiss*

Jacque: "I gave me sœur a French wallop last night, it was très magnifique!"

french wallop by Mintedmushypeas November 20, 2020

Walmong

person of or from Walton, an area of Liverpool so backward that most L9 dwellers claim to hail from neighbouring Aintree; often a practicioner of the renowned 'Walton Bird' gesture.

Portmanteau word of 'Walton' and 'mong'.

"That Walmong in the Y-3s is going for a chong."

"I spent a pleasant evening in the company of a nice young lady, it wasn't until later that I discovered she was a Walmong."

Walmong by ColleyWog December 25, 2007