Waiting Room Paradox

Arriving in a waiting room to find worthwhile reading material, only to be interrupted shortly after when your appointment is running unusually on time.

Did you see Jay Leno's new street rod in the latest Wheels magazine?
No, I didn't get up to that part. Dentist was running on time. Damn waiting room paradox.

by Deege2517 May 31, 2010

gods waiting room

(n.) old people section of ft. lauderdale. AKA Tamarac.

all the damn cotton heads from gods waiting room drive too slow

by ViperTGB March 14, 2006

God's waiting room

Used to describe the area located at the base of North Brother Mountain in the Camden Haven on the Mid North Coast of NSW, Australia. The area contains many elderly people and retirement villages. One retirement village is accessed via a road named The Gateway, bringing many a chuckle.

There are so many old people here
Yeah, it's God's waiting room

by xBlessYoux June 14, 2019

gods waiting room

The death bed. Can also be known to reference a nursing home, the last stages of a Terri Shivoa, or any other situation that a human is put it and their death is certain.

None inflammitory.

Yeah man, my grandmother is in Gods waiting room.
Im sorry to hear that.
Thanks yo.

by QuickCheck April 17, 2006

Waiting room

The zone between the friendzone and the getting some zone. Where if the girl is ready you’re the go to guy.

Guy 1: Dude are you getting some or getting friend zoned

Guy 2: No man I’m in the waiting room, when she’s ready I’m first in line

by SpicyBlackKid May 7, 2020

Waiting Room

The best song by the best artist, Phoebe Bridgers. This song makes one feel emotions one has never felt before; pain, madness, hopeless love, depression, and disassociation all at once. Stream Waiting Room.

IF YOU WERE A WAITING ROOM I WOULD NEVER SEE A DOCTOR I WOULD SIT THERE WITH MY FIRST AID KIT AND BLEED. KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER. KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER. KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER. KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER.

by laurencimswife November 22, 2021

Waiting room

A waiting room is an enclosed room you can shift to because you want to either relax and have a place you can go to to do your schoolwork or sleep. The other possibility is to use it as a base for shifting, that way you can shift to your chosen reality easier. by going through a portal or using it as an app.

affirmation: I will be reality shifting to my Waiting room

by jemoeder12233 August 22, 2022