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rofl my wafl 

A variation of the phrase rofl my waffle where the word "Waffle" is quite obviously replaced by the similar sounding word "wafl" to better match the preceding rofl. Usually used as a lengthened version of Rofl for added humor or to express feelings of shock.
"Did you see it? She nearly killed herself!!! ROFL MY WAFL!!!!"

"Well rofl my wafl, I didn't see that coming!"
Related Words
What A Fuck Load Of Fail. Cousin word of aflof but used by itself whereas aflof is used in a sentence.
40-year-old-man-named-Edgar: Hey junior high school girls, why don't you jump on into my nightrider?? I got candy and joose and some 4locos :D
13-year-old-girl-named-Stephanie: Waflof. Cmon Jeanette let's go home. I don't like pedophiles.
12-year-old-girl-named-Jeanette: You're right Steph, this guy is aflof.

40-year-old-man-named-Edgar: Where you girls going? Is it my balding head? Is it the beer gut? Is it the fact that I smell like shit? Why am I aflof?

Both-of-the-girls: This guy doesnt even know why he's aflof. waflof. i'm disappointed.
waflof by eTard :] September 6, 2009

to wafle 

To talk or write a lot without giving any useful information or any clear answers.
Well if you aren't in a good mood, who am I going to wafle on to?
to wafle by saradabachi November 4, 2015
What a Waflo, he takes it in the ass.
Waflo by Joe December 29, 2004
When a group of guys gather around a plate of waffles and masturbate aiming at the waffles. This game is designed to emulate putting syrup on your waffles, just with more homosexuality added into the idea. The last person to cum on the plate is required to eat the waffles.

This is also known as playing "soggy waffles"

Aslo known as a very gay person in the online community of hobowars.com
I like to play Waflo because my sexual stamina is very high and I always lose. But its always a win in my book. ;)
Waflo by Waflo HBW February 25, 2005
Look at the wafle over there.

That wafle is so pale.
Wafle by Blondeman69 August 12, 2021