A terrible practical joke or rude method of taking revenge. The attacker defecates on the offender's laptop keyboard, then shuts the lid tightly, thus smashing the feces into the keys. The feces take on the shape of the keys, like a waffle.
by ProgressiveMexican November 12, 2009
by Epic Butters 69 September 08, 2019
Occurs when a man is having sexual intercourse with a woman, but instead of ejaculating in her vagina he pulls out his penis and ejaculates on her face. He then grabs her by the back of her head with one hand, grabs his scrotum with his other, and uses his sack to smear the semen around her face, simulating waffle batter in a waffle iron.
Works best from missionary position.
Doggy also works if she has long enough hair that you can grab and pull her head back, just be careful not to knee your woman in the back of the head when your getting in your jizzin' position!
Works best from missionary position.
Doggy also works if she has long enough hair that you can grab and pull her head back, just be careful not to knee your woman in the back of the head when your getting in your jizzin' position!
Waffle Iron
by SwampRat92 February 22, 2011
The act of shitting on ones laptop keyboard, then forcefully closing the laptop screen. This causes the shit to spread on keyboard in a waffle pattern.
by qdizzle1672 October 22, 2010
guy 1- What the sweet hell is that smell?
guy 2- It's coming from your laptop
guy 1- Damnit....TEXAS WAFFLE IRONNNNNNNNNN!
guy 2- It's coming from your laptop
guy 1- Damnit....TEXAS WAFFLE IRONNNNNNNNNN!
by spread condor September 24, 2010
Wisconsin Waffle Iron - When you poop on an open laptop and close it, pressing all the waste into the keys and leaving a waffle-like pattern.
by Petican August 05, 2019
When smacking someone in the face or other vital body part with an extremely hot fryer basket. There by leaving a waffle iron shaped burn.
by Catobugg July 04, 2012