Waffle Iron

A terrible practical joke or rude method of taking revenge. The attacker defecates on the offender's laptop keyboard, then shuts the lid tightly, thus smashing the feces into the keys. The feces take on the shape of the keys, like a waffle.
"You won't believe this. Someone gave my laptop a Waffle Iron last night after the party."
by ProgressiveMexican November 12, 2009
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Waffle Iron

When you poop in someone's laptop and then close it
I just gave the teacher a waffle iron. That'll teach that bitch not to give me detention!
by Epic Butters 69 September 08, 2019
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Waffle Iron

Occurs when a man is having sexual intercourse with a woman, but instead of ejaculating in her vagina he pulls out his penis and ejaculates on her face. He then grabs her by the back of her head with one hand, grabs his scrotum with his other, and uses his sack to smear the semen around her face, simulating waffle batter in a waffle iron.

Works best from missionary position.
Doggy also works if she has long enough hair that you can grab and pull her head back, just be careful not to knee your woman in the back of the head when your getting in your jizzin' position!
Waffle Iron
by SwampRat92 February 22, 2011
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Colorado Waffle Iron

The act of shitting on ones laptop keyboard, then forcefully closing the laptop screen. This causes the shit to spread on keyboard in a waffle pattern.
Mack, "quint, whats that smell?"
Quint "Lil red pissed me off, so I Colorado Waffle ironed him"
by qdizzle1672 October 22, 2010
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texas waffle iron

To take a shit in someone's laptop, then closing the laptop onto said shit.
guy 1- What the sweet hell is that smell?

guy 2- It's coming from your laptop

guy 1- Damnit....TEXAS WAFFLE IRONNNNNNNNNN!
by spread condor September 24, 2010
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Wisconsin Waffle Iron

Wisconsin Waffle Iron - When you poop on an open laptop and close it, pressing all the waste into the keys and leaving a waffle-like pattern.
Hey, right before Mike quit, he gave the boss the old Wisconsin Waffle Iron.
by Petican August 05, 2019
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Waffle Iron

When smacking someone in the face or other vital body part with an extremely hot fryer basket. There by leaving a waffle iron shaped burn.
" Sally kept messing up orders so bad. I had to waffle iron that bitch."
by Catobugg July 04, 2012
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