Waffle Ass

A common occurrence inside penitentiaries. When one inmate presses his shaved butt cheeks against the grate of a SHU recreation cage, while his homeboy in the next cage sticks his meat shank through said grate and proceeds to beat those shit cakes.
If Harris doesn’t bust soon, Unique is gonna have Waffle Ass for a week!
by Gaysofthunder69 February 26, 2020
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Waffle Ass

When a man has the imprint of the shower drain on his ass after hot sex with a woman. In order to achieve this look the man should sit directly on the drain while the woman bounces on him. After this violent escapade the man's ass will have a design resembling an Eggo.
Bob's ass looks like an Eggo because I gave him waffle ass during that hot sex.
by Leggomyeggo11 December 16, 2010
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Waffle Ass

N. An alcoholic pothead.

Etymology - Describes a blacked out pothead's ass after he sits on the waffle iron. Typically only achieved with a BAL above .4%, some may find marijuana is not necessary to achieve this effect, but ganga has been scientifically shown to increase your odds of making waffles 1000%. Usually one comes out of his or her blackout only once one's flesh begins to char. Mmm, burned human ass flesh.
Dude, why the fuck do you have pot in your vodka? Your such a waffle ass.
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Waffle Ass

The interesting looking red impressions made on your butt/leg when sitting on a textured surface for a long period of time.

Usually only occurs while wearing a swim suit, athletic shorts, or other light garments.
We sat down on the pool deck and listened to our coach talk for 30 minutes. By the end, I had waffle ass from the tiles on the floor
by Indomitable798 June 16, 2009
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ass waffle

The process of spreading your ass cheeks and closing them onto someones nose, and then sharting a little bit.
" HAHAHAHAHA... Last night at my friend's sleep over, I gave someone an ass waffle"
by Skitterbon pancakes January 16, 2012
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ass waffle

The act of giving a rimjob while said persons ass is covered in maple syrup, and waffle mix.
I was forced to give a man an ass waffle in prison, this I shall never forget.
by bigwade August 24, 2006
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ass waffling

When someone shits in your mouth and push it through the gaps in your teeth mmmm yum
Ashley
Oi u fat shit stop ass waffling
by hagrids a pedo69 March 21, 2014
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