Wickle wackle

A person who slaps old people with their penis.

"Have you met oscar?"
"Ye hes such a wickle wackle"

by Louster6.9 June 27, 2020

holy crackle wackle

The equal of holy shit.

Holy crackle wackle! that was cool!

by bese April 29, 2022

Wackle

To chew food loudly or smack your gum.

Don't wackle while you chew your gum.

by Ms. Manners31 June 9, 2011

dickle dackle daddy wackle

when you're step father and you're biological father both cum in you at the same time.

oh my gosh! DAD, Jeff, im not on the pill don't dickle dackle daddy wackle on me

by adamthebuttmuncher January 12, 2017

Wonk-wackled

The instance in which one's face comes in unexpected contact with a flying car booger or slurd.

"Don't stick you face out the window on the highway, you might get wonk-wackled."

by goo baby 7 January 25, 2008

smack wackle

the really awesomest methamphetamine injection that throws you out to left field and you may or may not have the chance to come back. the high everyone always looks to get again but sadly never will

man that was a smack wackle i done last night. i stayed looking out the blinds at people that werent there. then i took my microwave apart and i have no idea why.

by niccywinter December 13, 2010

Wackle

To stumble upon an incredibly fantastic deal, especially on Wackle.Net.

"I got a month of free tanning for 14 bucks on Wackle!"

by wacklers September 17, 2011