wackjob

another word for handjob

hey i just got a wackjob from your lesbian sister

by retro083 November 5, 2003

wackjob

An individual who is pretty much crazy, for example a lunatic.

Nicolas: Dude that guy is so weird, like so weird.
Jeffrey:That guys isn't just weirs he is a total wackjob

by J-Hoe like Joe but with hoe July 4, 2016

Wackjob

Someone who is a tad bit crazy, funny, spontaneous, but is a good person.

Nick:Dude, Natalie is totally a wackjob.
Phoenix: Yeah man, she’s pretty crazy.

by NotAWackjob July 2, 2020

Wackjob

Anyone who is crazy. May call other people crazy because denial of self wackiness. Usually anyone named Seth.

Oh man did you see Seth running around naked? He's such a wackjob

by Jdksofjd April 21, 2017

Wackjob

A crazy person, but not in the good or cool kinda way, they constantly do stupid stuff and say stupid things and no one understands them, they usually can't get a girlfriend(or boyfriend, depending on the gender or sexuality) and can really get on your nerves.

Jordan kept bugging me, he kept poking me and yelling me 'anime walruses lurk in your watermelon potato salad' and he kept trying to lick my friend, for he is a freaking wackjob.

by AGuyWhoLikesNachos June 8, 2013

Wackjob

It includes a weed wacker

Dude, I got the most amazing wackjob last night.

by CastledCard February 21, 2017

wackjob

(noun) When someone gives you a hand job with a hammer.

She gave me a wackjob, dude. So much for ever having biological children.

by rottingbrains April 12, 2021