Not to be confused with a feminine version mansplaining. What middle aged (often homophobic) women do to their kids.
“My mom told me that people are gay because they’re confused or following a trend.”
“No way- tell her to stop womansplaining.”
(noun) When someone gives you a blow job with a nutcracker.
I call her the sugarplum fairy, because she gave me a nutjob.
(noun) When someone gives you a hand job with a hammer.
She gave me a wackjob, dude. So much for ever having biological children.
(noun) The extreme or irrational fear that Sigmund Freud will come back to life and view your google docs, presumably in preparation to psychoanalyze you.
I just wrote a story with some really weird breastfeeding symbolism...Man, I’m getting refocifreudophobia just thinking about it.