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Not to be confused with a feminine version mansplaining. What middle aged (often homophobic) women do to their kids.
“My mom told me that people are gay because they’re confused or following a trend.”
“No way- tell her to stop womansplaining.”
by rottingbrains April 13, 2021

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(noun) When someone gives you a blow job with a nutcracker.
I call her the sugarplum fairy, because she gave me a nutjob.
by rottingbrains April 12, 2021

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(noun) When someone gives you a hand job with a hammer.
She gave me a wackjob, dude. So much for ever having biological children.
by rottingbrains April 12, 2021

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(noun) The extreme or irrational fear that Sigmund Freud will come back to life and view your google docs, presumably in preparation to psychoanalyze you.
I just wrote a story with some really weird breastfeeding symbolism...Man, I’m getting refocifreudophobia just thinking about it.
by rottingbrains April 11, 2021

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