Definitions by rottingbrains

womansplaining 

Not to be confused with a feminine version mansplaining. What middle aged (often homophobic) women do to their kids.

“My mom told me that people are gay because they’re confused or following a trend.”
“No way- tell her to stop womansplaining.”

womansplaining by rottingbrains April 13, 2021

nutjob

(noun) When someone gives you a blow job with a nutcracker.

I call her the sugarplum fairy, because she gave me a nutjob.

nutjob by rottingbrains April 12, 2021

wackjob 

(noun) When someone gives you a hand job with a hammer.

She gave me a wackjob, dude. So much for ever having biological children.

wackjob by rottingbrains April 12, 2021

refocifreudophobia 

(noun) The extreme or irrational fear that Sigmund Freud will come back to life and view your google docs, presumably in preparation to psychoanalyze you.

I just wrote a story with some really weird breastfeeding symbolism...Man, I’m getting refocifreudophobia just thinking about it.

refocifreudophobia by rottingbrains April 11, 2021