Followers of Volkswagenism have Ten (10) Commandments which to follow.
Thou shall gather at Volkswagen shows and events, and join with clubs and travel in with the packs.
Thou shall speak of Volkswagen several times daily and of a positive manner.
Thou shall enjoy the daily task involved in maintaining and clean one's Volkswagen.
Thou shall take interest in Germany. Interest in it's people and it's culture.
Thou shall spread the good gospel of Volkswagen, being of fine quality and dependability, to the blind man.
Thou shall learn, and take into study, Volkswagen's history.
Thou shall stand up for the values and beliefs of Volkswagen - of company, employees, owners, and of the fellow Volkswagenist.
Thou shall never pass another Volkswagen in distress. Love thy brother of both water and air.
Thou shall try to make one pilgrimage to Wolfsburg in one's life. By one's self or of representation.
Thou shall love thy Volkswagen. Even if the child is sick, one shall love that child no less. Shower it with the gifts of custom accessories.
It is important to remember that air cooled and water cooled children are of the same father, Volkswagen. Do not make borders between each. We must travel with and among each other in harmony. To become a true Volkswagenist one should follow these commandments of life. On the road of life, there are owners and there are followers.
Thou shall gather at Volkswagen shows and events, and join with clubs and travel in with the packs.
Thou shall speak of Volkswagen several times daily and of a positive manner.
Thou shall enjoy the daily task involved in maintaining and clean one's Volkswagen.
Thou shall take interest in Germany. Interest in it's people and it's culture.
Thou shall spread the good gospel of Volkswagen, being of fine quality and dependability, to the blind man.
Thou shall learn, and take into study, Volkswagen's history.
Thou shall stand up for the values and beliefs of Volkswagen - of company, employees, owners, and of the fellow Volkswagenist.
Thou shall never pass another Volkswagen in distress. Love thy brother of both water and air.
Thou shall try to make one pilgrimage to Wolfsburg in one's life. By one's self or of representation.
Thou shall love thy Volkswagen. Even if the child is sick, one shall love that child no less. Shower it with the gifts of custom accessories.
It is important to remember that air cooled and water cooled children are of the same father, Volkswagen. Do not make borders between each. We must travel with and among each other in harmony. To become a true Volkswagenist one should follow these commandments of life. On the road of life, there are owners and there are followers.
by \X/ November 14, 2010
Get the Volkswagenismmug. In German, its means "people's wagon", fucking great car company, everything to compact to suv, to faster cars.
by AJF935 October 4, 2003
Get the Volkswagenmug. The act of spending all or most of one's weekly/bi-weekly/monthly/anuall income on an automobile who continues to draw your love and compassion. Volkswagen owners are usually unaware of the amount of compensation given. They will always deny any shortcomings regarding their car.
by ~$*MO*$~ August 16, 2008
Get the Volkswagenmug. Volkswagen is a genuinely great car company. Their cars are built solidly, are fast, agile and fun to drive, plus they're not too expensive. They aren't overstyled like the crap Hyundais and Kias and their interiors are classy as fuck. Their lineup ranges from sporty small cars to refined large SUVs. They are even the producer the iconic Beetle and the stereotype inducing Jetta. In addition, they invented and still rule the Hot Hatchback category with the Golf GTI. Their engines are easy to work on, last forever and will run for at least 350,000 miles. Though they have a reputation for smaller things breaking, the overall quality and build solidity is exceptionally high. Parts are shared between Audi and Porsche, as they are all one company. This gives VWs the feel of much more expensive cars and has resulted in a large following of VW fans around the globe, similar to BMW or Jeep.
Dude, I juts got my new Volkswagen GTI, it's really fucking awesome. I don't think I'll buy anything else ever again.
by TheCarFanatic May 24, 2014
Get the Volkswagenmug. VolksWagen, sometimes shortformed into VW, Volks/VolksW or VWagen is a type of car from Germany, started somewhere in the 1930's or so. It's believed that the idea of VW was thought up by Hitler, then when a Nazi heard, he liked the idea and started it.
Volkswagen translates into "People Car" or "The People Car" in German.
Sadly, lots of people don't buy VW because Hitler possibly thought up the idea or they just plain out don't like Germans.
But, that's kinda stupid. German engineering is really good, and it lasts and long time (Hence you see lots of old VW around)
The most known VW models are:
Beetle
Rabbit
Golf
Jetta
Karmann-Ghia
Volkswagen translates into "People Car" or "The People Car" in German.
Sadly, lots of people don't buy VW because Hitler possibly thought up the idea or they just plain out don't like Germans.
But, that's kinda stupid. German engineering is really good, and it lasts and long time (Hence you see lots of old VW around)
The most known VW models are:
Beetle
Rabbit
Golf
Jetta
Karmann-Ghia
"Bob just bought a Volkswagen beetle"
"Volkswagen is German"
"Jane hates Volkswagen. She doesn't know a thing about good cars, though."
"Volkswagen is German"
"Jane hates Volkswagen. She doesn't know a thing about good cars, though."
by vmml97 April 16, 2009
Get the Volkswagenmug. by carl September 11, 2003
Get the Volkswagenmug.