vitals

"VITALS" - A Paintball contest where only hits to the back, chest or head count as eliminations. Hits to the legs, arms or shoulders do not count. Often played with VitalsGear which shows the vital organs on the game and tournament shirts, tank tops and protective brain caps. There is even a crazy accessory called a "Punji Plate" that is sometimes used to enhance the realism of the Vitals contest and really pump the adrenalin.

Paintballer's who crave the rush of combat realism play "vitals" because they know in real combat only a hit to a vital organ would really matter anyway.

by disneydad March 1, 2008

vital

Nessecary to be cool. Used to describe an act, good or behavior that maintains an image or level of awesomeness.

"Did you see Rob jump off that wall? That was some vital shit."

"We need some eats." "Vital."

by The Egg Man September 11, 2005

vitality

A word that describes one's growth, build up of energy, or in sexual reference, build up of white cream in your hot shaft.

Guy: What are you doing?
Girl: I'm feeling your vitality.
Guy: =)

by sp4zn May 8, 2006

vital

The new "ill"
originated at Newtown High School
Also means-cool, sweet, awesome, sick, gnar

Dude that backflip was so vital man....

by 5t3v30 October 7, 2007

Joe Vitale

A mean, greasy Italian that yells about everything. He also tends to make everything smell like Ragu.

Joe Vitale, a friend that is always mean to you, the rudest person you can imagine

by Vitale10 March 25, 2012

Vital Remains

death metal band from Rhode Island. Two main members are Tony Lazaro(Guitars) and David Suzuki(Drums, Bass, Lead Guitars). Glen Benton of Deicide did vocals on their latest album.

Vital Remains kicks more ass than Shadows Fall.

by Infidel February 8, 2004

vital regions

An area of great territorial importance to a country, especially in the manga Axis Powers Hetalia. It is an (in)famous accidental innuendo which has become a meme within the fandom.

"Prussia has occupied my vital regions!"

by Tiger der Große October 19, 2009