Living
proof that shaving your head, getting a bunch of insipid tattoos and speaking in
low, monosyllabic growls is an effective method of fabricating a desirable
male image and provoking hormonal responses in ghettos and trailer parks everywhere. Appeals to below median IQ crowds with cinematic masterpieces like ‘Triple X’, ‘the Fast and the Furious’ and ‘the Chronicles of Riddick’…high budget schlock indicative of the dismally short attention spans and
sub-par intelligence of the average movie-going public. Highly idolized despite his resemblance to someone who
may empty trash cans for a living.
Wife: Honey!?... who’s that man
outside going through our trash cans?
Husband: Oh, that’s just Vin
Diesel, he’s researching for part in Michael Bay’s new movie about trash collectors who go after the Japanese mafia.