Vigorous

Is when your sexual partner is going at it and ends up causing a sex injury like bruising your bladder

The doctor said you bruised my bladder and said you need to calm down as you was too vigorous

by Markim May 12, 2018

vigore

Gruesome, bloody, energetic person. Powerful that it can destroy light itself. When seen, bow to it or it would destroy you

This guy is so Vigore, we cower away from him to survive.

by Charles Dickinston September 5, 2019

Vigors

A hard-working, intelligent individual who is blessed with good looks and kind, friendly characteristics.

Vigors are one the rarest breeds of people found in the world, so special care should be taken of them.

This includes weekly monetary offers, complimentary tea making and occasional licking.

"That Vigors is such a great guy!! time I made him a cup of tea" cited by Wu, J 2011, Robert Street, Cardiff,

by Chris Flanagan January 4, 2012

Acura Vigor

A car with a five cylinder engine.

I have an Acura Vigor, whereas you do not.

by Zaaaaaaaaaaaaack May 24, 2008

Fap Vigorously

The best response to any "walk in, see this, what do?" thread. results in instant lulz. it means to jack off vigorously.

-Walk in, see this, what do? (picture of spider infestation on ceiling)

- FAP VIGOROUSLY

by KJ771 November 7, 2009

Hybrid Vigor

An attractive quality exclusive to those of mixed race origins. Exotic, yet familiar.

Guy 1: Yo, Rachel is super hot

Guy 2: Yeah, she's half Chinese, half Swedish. She's got that hybrid vigor.

by An asshole who finishes first March 23, 2017

Vigorous Vulcan

A sexual act which is synonymous with the "Vulcan Death Grip" or "Vulcan Nerve Pinch".

The Vigorous Vulcan is a brutal, soul crushing and mentally demoralizing handjob. Your chicken will be literally choked- your monkey mercilessly spanked-your bishop beat until crippled.

Subsequently, your member will have the same fate as the majority of Star Trek's Red Shirts: Death in Agony, along with enough friction-burn to ensure that it looks like a red shirt in the first place.

I received a handjob in my lady friend's car last night. Needless to say it was freezing below zero and she gave me a vigorous vulcan. Now it hurts to move. Khannn!!!!!

by Khann!! October 24, 2011