vietman

A situation in which you are inextricably stuck in a relationship with a man that should have been over long ago.

See vietman's opposite, hagmire

Mary should have left John last year but it's a total vietman.

by MsFryd March 23, 2007

Velman

A sexy and intelligent man.

See also: Velma (A sexy and intelligent woman)

Yo that dude is totally a Velman.

by Luna Lucid September 24, 2015

vilman

A quite handsome guy, very funny. Can resemble Chandler Bing from friends. Can also be described as tired, afraid, uncomfortable and lost. Basically a down to earth handsome guy thats tend to be intelligent and a peaceful human being. Sometimes afraid of conflicts.

That guy is so great, he is a total vilman.

by LordBärndtner October 26, 2017

Vieland

This guy is Asian oi. Skinny but too skinny. E-boy through and through. Slightly gay but girls (and boys) love it. His sister is bad asf (Jasmine). Short dark hair and surprisingly big brown eyes. Tan skin that feels very smooth. Posts thirst traps (kinda hot though ngl). Most definitely closeted bi sextual. Half Asian and penis size reflects that (in the best way possible). Kind, cute ass laugh. If he was a chick he would indulge in pegging and BBCs (He would do that as a guy as well). He quiet if don't know him. Dated a 14 year old one time that was pretty sick. Doesn't really need a whole lot of personality, just needs to sit there and be pretty and people would like him. Has done anal, would do it again. Kinda guy you would wanna pinch his cheeks (both of them).

"You see that chink standing in the corner? He's fucking hot but I'm pretty sure he's gay."
"Yeah that's a Vieland"

by SubiFanGirl April 18, 2024