n. A deceptive fart that sounds like it came from someone or somewhere it didn't.
v. The act of 'throwing' a fart so that it sounds like someone else did it.
Note: Often unintentional, a ventrilifart frees the farter from persecution.
v. The act of 'throwing' a fart so that it sounds like someone else did it.
Note: Often unintentional, a ventrilifart frees the farter from persecution.
Phil: Yesterday I punched my roommate for busting ass, but it he swears a guy outside the door ventrilifarted as he walked by. He might be right, I didn't smell a thing.
Tom: I got hit with a ventrilifart the other day. I dodged left and stepped right into the cloud. Man that guy was good.
Dennis: Dan won't stop ventrilifarting and everyone keeps blaming me.
Tom: I got hit with a ventrilifart the other day. I dodged left and stepped right into the cloud. Man that guy was good.
Dennis: Dan won't stop ventrilifarting and everyone keeps blaming me.
by Shek: A-Force November 29, 2006
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(a fart commences)
Person 1: "dude what the fuck was that"
Person 2: "What you act like you've never heard a fart before"
Person 1: "yea but it sounded like it came from over there, what are you like some kind of butt ventriloquist."
Person 1: "dude what the fuck was that"
Person 2: "What you act like you've never heard a fart before"
Person 1: "yea but it sounded like it came from over there, what are you like some kind of butt ventriloquist."
by Tommy Stanek November 3, 2006
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The act of using a person as a sock puppet during the process of vaginal or anal fisting. Minimum required depth to the radiocarpal joint with full palmar flexion of the wrist.
Choice of voice for puppet at the discretion of operator. Kermit the Frog is appropriate as default for most situations.
See also: Muppetfist
Choice of voice for puppet at the discretion of operator. Kermit the Frog is appropriate as default for most situations.
See also: Muppetfist
I knew it was love after the first ventrilofist!
Man that ranga lisping cop ventrilofisted me all night!
Hey dude, we were all ventrilofisting your mum last night!
I made my best mate sing "It's not easy being green" and "somewhere over the rainbow" for 7 hours last night when I was ventrilofisting him!
Man that ranga lisping cop ventrilofisted me all night!
Hey dude, we were all ventrilofisting your mum last night!
I made my best mate sing "It's not easy being green" and "somewhere over the rainbow" for 7 hours last night when I was ventrilofisting him!
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Guill: U guys on fucking ventrilo?
Commando: shit shit banned
Commando: Yeee im on fucking ventrilo
Morph: Ill be back in like 1 hour, gonna go get me some del Taco.
iphone: YAY
Overdose: Who is up for some KF?
Spammando: fdgsajkfasdfasdfdas
Dudez: Bhull & Schitt Plumbing
9099er: Your gay, oh and we also have a meeting in 5 minutes
Darma: cuir cuir cuir cuir cuir cuir cuir cuir cuir cuir cuir mustache
Darma: OMFG
Tubbs: GOD MY DAY TURNED TO SHIT
*Tubbs has left the chat.*
Commando: shit shit banned
Commando: Yeee im on fucking ventrilo
Morph: Ill be back in like 1 hour, gonna go get me some del Taco.
iphone: YAY
Overdose: Who is up for some KF?
Spammando: fdgsajkfasdfasdfdas
Dudez: Bhull & Schitt Plumbing
9099er: Your gay, oh and we also have a meeting in 5 minutes
Darma: cuir cuir cuir cuir cuir cuir cuir cuir cuir cuir cuir mustache
Darma: OMFG
Tubbs: GOD MY DAY TURNED TO SHIT
*Tubbs has left the chat.*
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Person 1: Are you guys in ventrilo?
Person 2: Yeah, we're in voice.fakeserver.com port 3943, do you have a mic
Person 1: Yeah
Person 2: Alright we're set
"Man, this is so much easier with ventrilo"
Person 2: Yeah, we're in voice.fakeserver.com port 3943, do you have a mic
Person 1: Yeah
Person 2: Alright we're set
"Man, this is so much easier with ventrilo"
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