Velvet Rope

When an elderly woman gives a bj and takes her dentures out

man this old bitch gave me a velvet rope last night.

by cerberus6644 February 25, 2011

Velvet Rope Treatment

When a person with no teeth gives another person oral sex.

That girl took out her dentures and gave me the velvet rope treatment.

by Native Son March 26, 2024

Velvet ropes and posture

An ambiguous phrase that is believed to imply a flashiness of certain, specific brands of tequila used in order to disguise a lack of quality in said brands, thereby promoting ones own brand as having more integrity, which has nothing to do with taste; it is primarily used when there is no logical alternative argument to promote ones own brand. It is an argument based on an obscure and unknown meaning with heavy use of implication.

What happened to tequila? These days it’s all velvet ropes and posture. I don’t know about you but when I drink it I really like to kick back and be myself. Also, I'm a douche bag.

by ateoclockminusthel March 30, 2011