Nathan; someone with an incredibly small penis. One that resembles the shape of the iconic Velveeta instant macaroni and cheese noodles.
by Macaroni and Cheese Warrior August 16, 2021
A loud, annoying, obnoxious girl at a bar who speaks over people, who yells in her friends faces about how much she “hates drama.”
Related to a Karen.
Related to a Karen.
THIS BITCH CALLED ME VELVEETA!
WHY IS SHE TRYIN’ TO CAUSE DRAMA?! Y’ALL KNOW I HATE DRAMA!
I was tryin’ to hang at the bar with my friends, but couldn’t hear shit because of a damn Velveeta.
WHY IS SHE TRYIN’ TO CAUSE DRAMA?! Y’ALL KNOW I HATE DRAMA!
I was tryin’ to hang at the bar with my friends, but couldn’t hear shit because of a damn Velveeta.
by Room 4336 June 10, 2023
Simply the most amazing and delicious cheese-esque food ever invented. It melts perfectly and stores safely on the shelf for years and years!
Velveeta - it's the creamiest!
Rachel cooked velveeta & hot dogs in her crock-pot in the garage and it was delicious!
Rachel cooked velveeta & hot dogs in her crock-pot in the garage and it was delicious!
by Fizziwigs December 23, 2008
1. The most delicious cheesy pasta that can be found in any white persons' house.
2. The rich white people version of Kraft Macaroni and Cheese.
2. The rich white people version of Kraft Macaroni and Cheese.
by Ryan Velveeta December 21, 2012
A person who consumes velveeta type cheese on everything. Grill cheese sandwiches, nachos, on vegetables, fondue, casseroles or just gobbling up big chunks of it. Maybe some fried spam on the side. And a big spoonfull of mayonnaise right out of the jar every few bites to help it slide. Usually served with a two liter diet soda.
He eats nothing but velveeta cheese all day long. Been a month since he had a bowel movement. He's gonna blow like a Yellowstone geyser one of these days. What a velveeta queen.
by Clara Fication June 05, 2016
the act of eating an entire box of Velveeta macaroni and cheese upon the completion of a rigorous upper body workout, discovered by a health and exercise science major at the college of new jersey.
by Arnie Swartz February 08, 2011
It's an overrated cheese that shitty TikTok "chefs" use to make an utterly disgusting mix of ingredients.
"HELLO I AM A TIKTOK CHEF. MY USERNAME IS ISUCKASSATCOOKING, MAKE SURE TO FOLLOW." (Chef)
"Ok let's use some rotten fucked Velveeta cheese!" (Chef)
"That's shitty disgusting. I fancy dicks more than that and I'm a homophobic boy." (homophobic boy)
"Ok let's use some rotten fucked Velveeta cheese!" (Chef)
"That's shitty disgusting. I fancy dicks more than that and I'm a homophobic boy." (homophobic boy)
by The Man Who Asked December 02, 2022