Vark

Another word for vagina.

Hey Sandy, that's a nice vark you've got there.

by KiBeCh January 28, 2009

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tard-vark

A combination of 'retard' and 'ardvark'. Used on annoying or otherwise moronic people.

You spilled my drink you tard-vark!

by Kyle Magnan April 6, 2005

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vark scale

scale on which "varks" are measured; goes from 1 to 10 with one being a momentary lapse of intelligence to ten having multiple blond moments in the same conversation; see also "vark"

"I can't believe that girl varked over and over again. That was definitely a ten on the vark scale"

by Mr Martin's 1st Period March 28, 2009

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ard vark malark

A form of the word malarky. Means nonsense or bull

What is this ard vark malark? He obviously is lying!

by D.ann November 23, 2007

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A newly addicted Methamphetamine addict, who is constantly searching for shards on the ground, and will put literally anything he finds in his meth pipe and tries smoking it. He can even have a qtr oz. in his pocket, and his search still continues..

NEIGHBOR #1; "Holy canoli, Karen! Do you see that mfer across the way?!!"

NEIGHBOR #2; "Oh, yeah, Worry not Karen- That's just ol' barefoot Bob shard varking, minding his own business!"

by Thiccthighsavelives08 March 2, 2024

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