Vaporeon is the most fuckable Pokémon.
In terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
In terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
by Professor Bryce Hall September 15, 2020
Get the Vaporeonmug. Trainer 1: Hey, what did you evolve your Eevee into?
Trainer 2: I bought a Water Stone and evolved it into a Vaporeon!
Trainer 1: Great choice! I personally would have picked Flareon but that's just me.
Trainer 2: I bought a Water Stone and evolved it into a Vaporeon!
Trainer 1: Great choice! I personally would have picked Flareon but that's just me.
by Mango-Moose April 1, 2023
Get the Vaporeonmug. A Water- type Pokemon that evolves from Eevee when the Water Stone is used. It bears a passing resemblance to Pietro Maximoff a.k.a Quicksilver of X-men Evolution due to its ears :P
Quick- Oh, look at me..I have a firm butt...lalalala *trips over a Vaporeon* Hey, what's this thing doing here?
Vaporeon- *Crawls on Quick and starts messing with his hair, then starts humping his leg*
Quick- Not now, I have to show everyone my tight little butt. Get off me!
*kicks Vaporeon, who gets Po'ed and does Blizzard on him*
Vaporeon- *Crawls on Quick and starts messing with his hair, then starts humping his leg*
Quick- Not now, I have to show everyone my tight little butt. Get off me!
*kicks Vaporeon, who gets Po'ed and does Blizzard on him*
by RatchetBoo July 7, 2003
Get the Vaporeonmug. The sexiest Pokémon to ever exist, in the case that you want to heave sex with a Pokémon you should definitely chose Vaporeon to fuck
by I’m not Zack September 15, 2022
Get the Vaporeonmug. Damn guys we started talking about a smashed ipad and ended on someone getting fart in their mouth, weve gone down Vaporeon's Rabbit Hole.
by Weeb_Man November 13, 2022
Get the Vaporeon's Rabbit Holemug. Vaporeon, a bubble jet Pokémon. It is about 3 feet tall and it is blue. It looks a bit like a weird fish-cat-thing. Has high base HP and is cute as hell
The Gooners have ruined Vaporeon by claiming it is extremely hot
The Gooners have ruined Vaporeon by claiming it is extremely hot
Pokémon trainer 1: I just caught a Vaporeon!
Pokémon trainer 2: Hey guys, did you know that in terms of-
Vaporeon: displeased vaporeon noise
Pokémon trainer 2: Hey guys, did you know that in terms of-
Vaporeon: displeased vaporeon noise
by crocs eater sixty nine May 18, 2024
Get the Vaporeonmug.