3 definitions by Mango-Moose

Vaporeon

The water type evolution of Eevee from a water stone. Get your mind out of the fucking gutter.

Trainer 1: Hey, what did you evolve your Eevee into?

Trainer 2: I bought a Water Stone and evolved it into a Vaporeon!

Trainer 1: Great choice! I personally would have picked Flareon but that's just me.

by Mango-Moose April 2, 2023

Watchog

One of the only pokemon that doesn't exist.

Person 1: Hey, do you know what Patrat evolves into?
Person 2: Wasn't it Watchog?
Person 1: No, that Pokemon does not exist.
Person 2: Ohhh right.

by Mango-Moose April 2, 2023

Cetitan

Cetitan is an Ice-Type pokemon that resembles a large, bipedal land-whale

Person 1: Hey, is that a wild Cetitan?
Person 2: No, why would you say that?
Person 1: Because it's a massive land-whale.
Person 2: That's just ur mom lmao.

by Mango-Moose April 2, 2023