VaporBong

VaporBong is a Marijuana pipe that really cools the smoke. John's neighbor Mary is going through chemotherapy for lung cancer and suffers serious nausea. John was going to stop inviting Mary to his house because she would throw up on his carpet. Mary learned that smoking Marijuana can alleviate nausea so she asked her doctor what is the best pipe to smoke for her? Her doctor told her she needed a pipe that cools the smoke so she can inhale it. The doctor said she needed to buy The VaporBong that cools the smoke to comfortable levels to inhale. This VaporBong uses no water to cool the hot gas to safe levels. A marijuana bong that cools the smoke to lung temperature is a Vapor Bong.

John loves Mary to visit his new home now because since she started smoking weed with the VaporBong, she does not throw up on his new carpet.

VaporBong by Dave Ideas May 16, 2019

Vaporeon 

cute cat/fish pokemon that has been ruined by society

134# Vaporeon

Vaporeon by Ahumi September 13, 2021

Vaporeon 

1) The most wholesome pokemon to ever exist
2) The most badass pokemon to ever exist
3) All of the above

Me: *sees a vaporeon in the wild*
Me: LETSGO

Vaporeon by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 27, 2022

Vaporeon 

Vaporeon is a fox/fish Pokemon. It's good against fire, ground, and rock types. But is bad against electric, grass, and dragon types. Vaporeon can melt itself in water and make itself disappear. Most people think it's a mermaid because of its long, beautiful tail.

To change eevee into this Pokemon, you must train eevee wisley and evolve it with a water stone.

Vaporeon by Someone you may never meet October 12, 2003

vaporing 

The act of inhaling and exhaling from an electronic cigarette. A better definition of vaporing through an electronic cigarette rather than "smoking". It would not make any sense if someone said they were smoking an electronic cigarette as they generate water vapor.

I was vaporing outside the bar to avoid annoying the hell out of the drunkards and bouncers with the fog getting in their way.

"John: I feel like meh. I don't feel like smoking either. Especially when I quit. I would smoke if it didn't have the harmful substances.

Tom:Really? I'll be vaporing my e-cig and you can sit here contemplating the usual.

John:Hey! Can I try it? Finally something better than those cancer sticks!"

vaporing by ThatGuyYouWillneverKnow November 20, 2011

Vaporeon 

The best Eeveeloution to use in a playthrough of Pokémon Red, Blue, FireRed, and LeafGreen. This is due to it having a high special attack stat, and outspeeding most threats if given a speed boosting move. Jolteon has 130 base speed, but not a high enough special attack. While Flareon has a base 130 attack stat, it is useless, because all fire-type moves, even Fire Punch and Flare Blitz were special when these games were made, giving Flareon no physical STAB. However, if you are playing any other game, Umbreon is best due to being one of the earliest fully evolved dark-type Pokémon you can obtain. And for all you nasty, horny zoophiles out there, go fuck yourselves, you animals.

Person 1: What’s your favorite Eeveeloution?
Person 2: Vaporeon.
Person 1: Okay, why?
Person 2: It has good stats.
Random person: I like it because it is fuckable.
Person 1 and 2: Go die, you motherfucker.

Vaporeon by I make words it is fun May 17, 2023

Vaporeon 

A Water-type Eeveelution introduced in the first generation of Pokemon. It has been ruined by horny zoophiles and 4chan users.

Do not make NSFW art of Vaporeon! If you do, I'll run over your fridge with an Iveco Daily!

Bob: *faps to a Vaporeon sprite*
Geoff: Time to die!

Vaporeon by captaincanadaswonderland December 6, 2021