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Vanderhoof

A town of roughly 5000 people most of whom are related. Its claim to fame is that it is the geographical centre of British Columbia, although this is disputed by neighbouring towns that claims that someone measured incorrectly. It also has more churches per capita than is possibly necessary, especially since half of them are some form of Mennonite. If you happen to meet someone there who wasn't born there they are probably pretty decent people who arrived in the town for work and stayed because of the amazing scenery.
Why can't Vanderhoof be populated by someone other than conservative rednecks?
by left of centre May 3, 2006
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Vanderhoof

Look over there they must be from Vanderhoof
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vanderhooven

a large breasted mammal, commonly depicted as an anorexic

SLANG-Anorexic
Dang, that dude...must be one of those...vanderhoovens!
by MysteriousInsulter October 4, 2007
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matthew vanderhoof

Matthew is a sexy mother fucker with an amazing 8 pack and muscles,he has already found his true love and never wants to let her go.Matthew is a charming lad with a great personality and he is easy to get lady’s attention.Matthew is unique and different.Any girl is lucky to have Matthew because he will love them till he dies.
“Darn have you seen Matthew today he is looking gorgeous “
matthew vanderhoof
Matthew is a sexy mother fucker with an amazing 8 pack and muscles,he has already found his true love and never wants to let her go.Matthew is a charming lad with a great personality and he is easy to get lady’s attention.Matthew is unique and different.Any girl is lucky to have Matthew because he will love them till he dies.
“Darn have you seen Matthew today he is looking gorgeous “
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VanderRocker

1) being able to worship the Lord and breasts with equal reverence.
2) (aka "the hoffa effect") being smarter than your persecutors/prosecutors and summarily punished for something insignificant to the more egregious offenses for lack of evidence.
3) those who think that "seminary" is the study of "semen".
4) willful ocean poops.
As a result of another VanderRocker, the beach was closed.
by Richard Chase June 25, 2008
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Banderhook

That girl is hot, I'm gonna banderhook her asshole!
by vengefulsorrow March 2, 2012
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Chris Vanderkooy

Handsome daddy with an amazing mustache::)
Who's your favorite member of Peach Pit?
Ah, easy, it's Chris Vanderkooy!
by Oofian March 20, 2021
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